I don’t even expect her to win to be honest. I’d be happy with consistent top 15's, some top 10's and a few top 5's. That’s where she should be given the equipment she’s in.

Nah, it’s in california.

Yes. Pay attention. And then pay attention to the next situation in a continual stream of incoming stimulus. Once you start raging about the misbehavior of some other vehicle on the road you’re no longer giving the task of driving your full attention.

So I used a pop culture buzzword to describe a fitting situation...and that automatically disqualifies my point.

I’d take current day Jeanne Tripplehorn over that Audi any day of the week.

The Chipotle = diarrhea metaphor is just as low-hanging a fruit in journalism as the DeLorean = bags of blow in the glove box one. Best to just let it go.

You might just have the butt-hole of the gods

I never have problems with Chipotle, Taco Bell, Del Taco, or any other Mexican-ish food. Even authentic Mexican food sits pretty well in my stomach. No problems whatsoever.

I’ve never had a problem, either. I just don’t particularly care for the food there. I think it’s over-rated and relatively-bland.

no, these people are just pussies

I’ve never had a problem. This is a myth!

I eat Chipolte fairly regularly, no issues. Some Americans are weak, but not me. I imagine these are are the same people who can’t handle spicy food.

Somehow, a set of M-Parallel wheels makes it all better. Those are some of the Most Beautiful Wheels of All Time.

No you’re not. I normally take my Chipotle without beans, but tried them all at least once just to be sure (and change it up).

Ehh it was all insured. Who knows what he did with Wilson, I know if I’m that kid I don’t want that volleyball anymore.

The pig probably came with the tattoo.

Wow turkeys are fucking terrifying.

Ma’ the pigs are flying! Grab the shot gun, time to cash in on all those folks who said “when pigs fly”.

Arthur Carleson was RIGHT. Turkeys can fly.