You see neon 20 year olds? That’s weird.

Don't worry PETA does a good job at killing small animals it self.

A Vegan, Peta member who runs marathons walks into a bar, what does he start telling you about 1st?

Man, I hate it when they mess up the top of the pallet.

Usual hipster nonsense from Deus. No doubt shockingly expensive and CP.

Especially blue

Obviously fake porn star boobs. No thanks.

Holy shit dude

Update: 12:24 p.m. local: Snipers are in position, the semi-truck is completely surrounded by law enforcement.

I’ll need to know the race of the driver before I’m willing to place a bet.

Where the Hell do you think all of the money to pay for these utopian dream projects is supposed to come from? Are you one of those Bernie supporters who can’t math? I can already picture your response to this, “the federal government needs to invest in our future” or some other such nonsense.

Where in the US Constitution does it grant any of the three branches of government the enumerated powers to manage the products that are produced and sold?

sure thing bud.

Go fuck yourself dickwad

Putting a mildly peppy v8 in a lexus and charging $100k for it.

You mean FoxtrotAlpha, the least clickbaity blog in the Gawker empire?

“I hate how much Iranian aggression makes people think Iran is aggressive.”

It’s news relating to the military. If you want to call FoxtrotAlpha “click bait”, you’ll need to call every major media source in the US the same.

I’m rooting for this for COTD, just to see what $kay comes up with.