How could you forget the asparagus water?

Everything is bigger in Texas.

Just stick a plate on it.

Lotec C1000

This donation thing is clearly a scam. Everyone knows dogs only eat the already requested Kobe beef. Who feeds their dogs “dog food”? Is that even a real thing?

It was gray before I responded to it.

The fact that you of all people are grayed out on a Jalopnik sub blog is so ridiculous it is almost funny.

What she lacks in gear she makes up with those airbags.

I’m more of a bag balm kind of guy.

What? That’s exactly why I posted it.

Here’s a 747SP owned by a church.

To me Rolls Royce needs to be on this list.

Those people annoy me more than all of the people who went out and bought stupid stretched and raked out choppers at the height of American Chopper popularity.

Do they have the button activated studs?

Aston Martins should come with a PLB.

What kind of warranty do you get with a polar bear?

How many flat bill hats come with it for that price?

Was the envelope sealed with a wax stamp?