My VW Beetle had a flooded-cell battery (meaning it was vented — standard tech in the 70's) under the back seat. When the car was driven after the battery was low, you could smell the battery charging in the passenger compartment. Honest.

That there is a modern one. The first gen were truly classic.

Slap one of these badges on the hood:

Your Ferrari F430 looks somewhat better than this Ferrari Testarossa.

My favorite Camry (it feels very strange to say that...) is the All-trac Wagon. I mean really, who expects a Camry to be this weird and cool?:

Gawd, the 2006 Sentra. What a rubbish pile, glad to hear that your father finally upgraded!

I instantly hate him because now I know, and will never be able to forget that this series of camry is called XV10.

The Jalopnik bump.

yo, Magus here....

Several dozen cheating Volkswagen cars stored in the former Detroit Lions stadium parking lot in Michigan were reported stolen last week, and now a massive probe is underway to locate the missing vehicles.

VW: Please hold a massive demolition derby in your massive ass parking lot. Auction off every car there to bidders for the chance to fuck up perfectly fine cars.

If it pinches your fingers, MOVE YER FUCKIN FINGERS.

I have nine children, ages 19 to two months. $500 strollers are for first timers. If you need to buy a $500 to keep you from hurting yourself, I’m amazed you had the physical coordination to procreate.

but there is a significant difference in a $500 stroller and a cheapo $150 stroller.

Sorry, there is no room for real logic on this page.

Yep. Cheapo strollers are the best.

Cheapo $150 stroller? GTFO

Counterpoint from a fellow dad: While I agree that there’s a big difference between a nice stroller and a cheap one, I’m not sure the nice stroller was money well spent for us. It has barely ever left the house. The baby-backpack, the little red wagon, my shoulders, and the kid’s own shoes all get far more use. She…

Whoa, jeeez Tom, I feel like it’s the opposite. I feel like there’s mounting social pressure to overspend on a $500 stroller just so you can look like a cool parent with money to flaunt when a ~$100 model will suffice.

I have a $150 stroller infant carseat combo from amazon and it works amazing. It unfolds itself when you lift if by a strap and hasn’t pinched me once in 7 months. If someone wants to buy a $500 stroller then fine but the “cheap” $150 ones work great. We even have a $10 folder that is perfect for using in smaller…