that was rude and uncalled for. I just want to be as gay in game as I am in real life. I don’t understand what that has to do with me being or not being a “weeb”

Getting Birthright first (I'll download the other parts later) because I heard that it’s somewhat easier, and would like to get acquainted with some of the new systems first before having to play through a campaign that requires better resource management.

I guess you could say his Destiny was a lot like Groundhog Day.

There is only Charizard.

DO YOU SEE HOW UNGLAMOROUS I AM? DO YOU?

Ever since I left the Cita...DEL!

For some reason I feel like Gilbert Gottfried would make for a perfect talking pikachu.

So it’s like Pokemon Snap.

Neither. Tim is in the process of having a brain aneurysm and he subconsciously creates an adorable, hat-wearing, crime-solving talking mouse as a coping mechanism. The entire game actually plays out in slow motion as he draws his dying breaths.

I wasn’t prepared for this.

So does this mean that this Pikachu actually doesn’t talk, but instead it’s Tim Goodman who speaks Pokemon?

Like no one ever was.

Have you considered “enjoyment”?

Oh for f***’s sake, it can’t be that old, I saw it in the god-damn theatre!

Nothings more manly than sending poor critters to fight a bloody sport so their owners can increase their e-penises

The manliest tears.

Absolutely. Pokemon came out 20 years ago so most of the people who play it now are in fact men and women. Kids now a days don’t have the emotional attachment to Pokemon as we do.

Psssh, you and your fancy color... This is the only real Pikachu!

Only real Pikachu: