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Fallharbor
fallharbor

Zelda Game of Thrones in a nutshell: You play as Link and get to the final battle. Gannon unceremoniously kills you and your horse, cuts off your horse's head, and sews it to your headless body to parade around Hyrule. Zelda is made to watch as this all happens.

Because it's not like they could even consider having a female main character, amirite? HAHA WHO WANTS GIRLS IN VIDEO GAMES? THEY HAVE COOTIES.

Virtual reality looks pretty awesome and everything.

3:20pm – Disney Infinity 2.0: Marvel Super Heroes (Disney Interactive)

I'm a huge baby in real life, I don't need to play as one.

Its like you read the feature list and then went "why arent they doing all these things I just read"

there's a truck just out of sight to the side of the shop, if you use strength on it you can get mew

Wow. How surprising. The guy who gave us these gems...

I'll take a whack at it, then; my wife's gone for a year on a military deployment, and I need something to fill the time.

Yeah all I look for in a game about hunting dinosaurs is realism.

"But one day CCP Praetorian decided to break the long silence after winning a large battle, saying only, 'Collect your dead.' To which he says the reply came back, '"Are... are you real?'"

I wonder what would happen if you were to show this to someone on LSD.

Did he also call the WAAmbulance?

ESO will be great!.. when its F2P in a year or two.

Real talk: The teenagers playing this game are doing shit really dangerously. Kids have been camping out next to people's houses with sniper nerf guns to get a shot in between their house and car. Police have been called. It's ugly.

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This is not cosplay anymore. This is just a regular photoshoot, however impressive their likeness is.

I'm just gonna assume "Daum" is pronounced "DAAAAAAYUUUUUUM" and anyone who tells me other wise can gtfo :)

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