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Today I learned there’s an Alaska Baseball League. #TheMoreJuneau

I would like you all to know I watched this a few times with all my cats, but only Samwise really liked it. Wierdos.

I see your Professor and raise you a Dapper Dan

Professor approves.

I found my cat when she was two weeks old and had to hand raise her. I miss feeding her so much! Sometimes I would just start crying...because of the cute! I do not miss having to play momma-cat with her bowels, however.

That is not what “insinuate” means at all. But it’s okay, a couple of answers helped clear this up already! Thanks anyway.

And I will answer. No. But I am in chronic pain lately. I never drink until after 8:pm, and I am a lightweight. I only mention this because I seriously want folks to know where I am and under what conditions while I read and comment. Your question is actually appreciated, and I’m sure that you are not the only one who

He had the bad luck of being the guy that Bum brought in after trading away Archie Manning for some magic beans (or over-the-hill Leon Gray). Manning once said that he could forgive Bum for trading him, but he couldn’t forgive him for trading him to the only team that was worse than the Saints.

I also paint however I want then fix my sloppiness with a Q-tip in polish remover or peel after a shower. Also, since I like short nails I cut my nails AFTER I polish.

I could handle Hedi and Seal, I’m ok with Bennifer 2.0, who even cares about (insert some other celebrity divorced couple here for me please). But if these two don't make it, love is really dead. I won't be able to go on. and also David Bowie and Iman, I need them to make to too.

Thank you! I only paint toes b/c I figure they’re far enough away from people’s eyes no one can see how mess up they are.

Paul and John ruined the Beatles. God, they were like the bitterest divorce of the decade. John even wrote a song about Paul called How Do You Sleep — it’s pretty pissy.

Friend, I am so sorry.

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Where are the helicopters?! Nilsson Schmilsson.

I don’t speak David Fincher, evidently, and didn’t see the movie, which might have helped. Can, and if so, will, someone please explain - ideally so that I can understand it without learning Fincherspeak or seeing the movie - what on earth he means by “insinuate a conversation”?

That was perhaps the most endearing thing a member of the Jendashian clan has done on social media in a long time. I was born female and I still suck at painting my nails (and keeping them from getting messed up until they dry).

I don’t know them, but I love them, and I have realy anxiety that his star-rocketing fame will change him in a bad way.

Not from my Pachinko game you’re not Yoko OhNo.