fallenontherecord
FallenOnTheRecord
fallenontherecord

I work from home, as you know - this is how I started my morning with ep. 10 of “Aquarius” -

This hurts...

I’m glad your cat is not an asshole! 10 years is a long time, and she sounds like a sweetheart. A bitchy sweetheart ;p

So’s mine

My cat lives me! It nurses on my belly because I’m her hairless man-mother. She also shows her love by bringing me gifts and jumping into the shower with me. Sometimes when I’m getting ready to go to sleep she puts her butt in my face, which I’m told I’d another sign of kitty affection. Also, once she jumped into the

Don't actually laugh out loud much alone. But when the bass line started I laughed my ass of. Freakin Hilarious!!! Well done

Also this one-

Is this where we’re sharing pictures of our cats? Because I’m sharing pictures of my cat. Also sometimes I photoshop in pictures of dinosaurs.

My cat is smugger

Jealousy!

I used to do workout videos in my living room and whenever I tried to do a pushup, my cat would commando crawl under me and lick my face at the bottom of each pushup. She got delicious sweat-salt. I got the motivation of not falling and squishing my little cat jerkface. After the pushups were over, she’d sit there and

Since you here on this thread love your cats so well, I’ll just tell YOU that my cat is not an asshole! We’ve been together for 10 years, and she’s never been an asshole, just a bitch. An asshole does mean things for the heck of it; a bitch does mean things because they want to have their way. >^_^<

OMG I LOVE MY CATS!

I still find my late dogs fur in my clothes, and it always hurts. I also shed so much hair, if anything happens to me, my husband will never be rid of my biological samples!

Oh god I miss my cat so much. He was such an asshole.

crossword clue last night - joey dee and the starliters 1962 hit: peppermint twist - crossed the board!

You need new friends.

Anecdotal evidence ahead: I had my two kids when I was 31 and 32. The first one I got pregnant the second month we tried, second, right out the gate.

Man, I feel that. I get to the airport 4 hours early, minimum, for international flights.