I see. You’re one of those. I’ve known people like you, Billy, using other people’s eyes to see things, leaving them red and painful while your own stay bright and clear. And then, when you finally use your own you’re all, “I saw it with my own two eyes!”, like we’re supposed to be impressed that you finally used them…

Stop trolling dude. There is no f’ing way there are two lawyers in Nashville.

Here’s my weenie dog Pepper, sunbathing.

Haha. All moves are stressful my friend.

Amazing. Proud ignorance on display...sort of like, well, I don’t know, what’s a good example of that. Hmmm....

It didn’t embed at first but it seems to be okay now.

The only known recording of Duane Allman playing “Blue Sky”.

I was born in Panama and moved to the states when I was 3..but went back to visit some family

Continuing my trend of making ‘___ bird’ posts, I share this one.

Counter argument—don lemon is none of us. Don lemon is an animatronic puppet Anderson cooper had built to troll us all because he want to keep being the popular one on the network.

Apparently, bridesmaid did not have a room at the hotel like she said, but instead was trying to convince the bride and groom to give up their room for an hour so she could hook up with BIL.

welp, definitely never having sex again

Someone on Kinja needs to start a discussion about bad law school professors. When I was a 1L, I had a professor who had glittering credentials (Law Review, Supreme Court Clerk) but was so inept at explaining things that he couldn’t give a comprehensible set of directions from the law school to the city’s shopping…

Reminds me of my Criminal Procedure who asked a 4th Amendment question based on searching “the trunk of a Toyota 4Runner.” Dickhead.

My good friend who teaches high school once wrote the test instructions as “Sit here for ten minutes pretending to take this test and then turn it in blank will receive 100%.”

How did that guy avoid getting murdered in hiw sleep?

My HS AP Bio teach did this once. People were being whiners about him giving essay tests all the time and pestered him/whined about wanting a multiple choice test. So he gave that class a T/F test where all the answers were false. The highest grade was a B-.

This is a long one, but I think it’s pretty great. Please excuse any typos.

Two friends from college got married, and it was a doozy of a wedding. My friends actually went to college with my best friend from high school, so over the course of college and the following decade her friends became mine, and vice versa.…

This is not my story. I was merely an observer on this crazy wedding hook-up ride.

I was a bridesmaid in a close friend’s wedding. Got to the rehearsal, noticed that her three-years-younger brother had gotten SUPER cute since I last saw him, brought him back to my place after the reception and showed him a REAL good time. He ended up spending the night with me and trying to sneak back into the hotel…