A teaser should ideally give you goosebumps.
I didn't get any, stripped naked and looked everywhere, but no go.
Oh well.

They just recently closed the billionth restaurant in the Sunsphere.
I swear, as a business, that thing is such a money trap it seems to be destined to become it's Simpson's reference.
Other than that, the (albeit small) downtown is thriving.

Oh, thank god.
I was secretly sort of hoping maybe they could at least tag team.

Our current Knoxville mayor, Madeline Rogero, is amazing.
I have small hopes for her reelection as it seems all you have to do to win political office against a more than competent, over-qualified female opponent is be some dumbass celebrity.

S-Town was great but also disappointed me.

They could have saved so much money by ditching the statue and putting up some posters of Sterling Archer.

Sad thing is, some family was probably having to ditch their water heater because they won't be able to afford hot water in Trump's America.

I was happy and not the least bit surprised that LEGION even managed to make exposition interesting.

Thats how I feel about Guy Maddin.

The Devils is one of my favorite films.
It's every bit as good as it's reputation suggests.

Actually, Simmons has.
The police did a wellness check on him and said that everything was fine.

I thought Sunny was sort of running on fumes, or only getting moderately high off fumes, for a season or two, still good but not great, but this season it returned to being excellent.

What LEGION does with character and, most of all, trippy atmosphere is goddamn amazing.

One that opened up near me went through about half a dozen different names before it officially opened.
It was weird, they had professional signs made and everything, but couldn't decide on a name and kept getting new ones.
It was "American Vapes, Ali Baba's Vapes, Mountain Vapes, Madvapes,…"
I guess catering to…

I always figured that bad fashion sense was a side effect of living on top of a Hellmouth.

The dude with the handlebar mustache, fixed gear bicycle, who busks playing banjo downtown begs to differ.

He also molested an American accent in Doctor Strange.

Or rabid thorn-penis in the armpit.

I looked around forever to find my true love and then one day I Scanned a crowd and found her.
Made my head explode.

But to be fair, Beatty's been pissing in jars and wearing Kleenex boxes on his feet for decades before the film.