High speed and *excessive* power is for pussies.

That's another way of looking at it - how do we know it wasn't supposed to represent a now 30-year old 80s car that's been modified?

Ford Falcon (Australia)
OLD: Family man with delusions of Bathurst
NEW: Taxi driver wishing it had better fuel economy

This being a Yank website, you're mainly talking of failed imports to America. Well how about a failed American import?

Please don't say Bose

This guy has ruined Honda Accords for me FOREVER. Plus he would receive my award for the all-time worst car ad.

For me it has to be Lexus. Because Alan Partridge had one. If you're not a Brit you won't get this, but here's a link to try to explain...

My dad likes German cars and he likes to row his own. So Cayman it is!

I'm on the verge of tears by the time we arrive at Espace, since I'm positive we won't have a decent table. But we do, and relief washes over me in an awesome wave.