If its fried or cooked in any way, its not really sushi. Those are sushi inspired things that are there to placate the wimps who can’t handle the thought of raw fish.

Neither—it’s “sa-KEH.” Japanese being a tonal language, if you’re being technical about pronunciation, the tone should also go up.

Need dat cerebral bore

The word “door” looks weird now

It will be an “8 series Gran Coupe” if anything BMW did in terms of naming made any sense... but we already know the answer to that.

The whole keto craze is stupid to begin with. It can help people with certain medical conditions and it can help people with portion control as it is harder to overeat on a low carb diet but in the end that’s it. There is no metabolic advantage with keto and you will lose the same amount of fat with a more normal diet…

The squat rack won’t fit in my bathroom. How do you hold the barbell with just one hand?

Innovative new atomic-rearrangement technologies allow you to dissemble the component atoms of an engagement ring into organic molecules that can then be safely integrated into your foodstuff of choice. Once the object of your affections has eaten the foodstuff, she is engaged to you BY LAW, and will be forced under…

Best advice is to treat every date meal as though a ring may be hidden within one of the dishes. Everyone expects the champagne or the delicious chocolate cake to contain the ring. Mix it up! Maybe your partner put it in a potsticker. Or a pot roast!

You wouldn’t download a car

Cars that Hammond has wrecked to date:

I have a hard time taking the phrase “The Force Awakens is even worse than the prequels” seriously because just on a technical level - no. No, not remotely. Forget the content - just on a structural, thematic, and cinemagraphic basis the prequels are appallingly shot. So many staid camera set-ups, so much leaden…

Tires Mushy, Pressurize Soon

Did you ever watch that 90 minute review of Episode I? It keeps replaying a clip of one of the producers, talking about how digital technology has enabled them: “you can have so much going on on the screen now! WE’re trying to fill every corner with things.” It’s played over and over again to emphasis that this is not…

What are you even going to do with a tree that size?

Aeropress! Everyone, get an Aeropress!

Keep right except to pass. (Even if there are 3 or more lanes, stay to the right, not the middle.)

Pretty much this. MvC:I is even more accessible than ever.

Your calorie "myth" is flat-out wrong, and doesn't even bother proving itself. All you point out is that "foods are different" and that's your argument against "calories are food energy, your body stores excess energy as fat"? Of course a cucumber is different than sugar — even calorically. A pound of milk chocolate…