Haha, that’s Blake Horton! He eats crazy meals like that every night. (He also intermittent fasts, so that one crazy meal contains all his calories and nutrtients for the entire day). Check out his Instagram page (@Blake_201) where he posts videos of them all.

I love the fact that he’s wearing one of those pocket squares for dummies (seriously, take a look, you can see the cardboard the triangular folded square is attached to riding above his chest pocket line). I don’t understand why the majority of these guys all look like they shop for their suits at Sears.

I’m surprised at how much of the FT-1 is still in this.

If brown rice is better for you than white rice, and brown bread is better than white bread

Tribute Bands are the perfect performers for summer city street fests. Outside of that, I don’t think they serve much more of a purpose.

If I recall correctly, the 944 cabrio wasn’t even fully produced by Porsche. They outsourced the “cabrio’ing” of the 944 coupe to another company. (which may or may not account for issues of said hideous)

I had a friend whose boyfriend took her out to an unusually fancy dinner; she was nervous that a ring might be somewhere in her meal so she picked the entire thing apart into small pieces and the dinner took 3 hours. (He proposed after dinner.)

This is just so good. Not because I would ever make fun of someone for not having hair, but because I know what this will do to Trump’s ego.

I’ve seen him on the L before, the proportions of his body are just crazy. Huuuuge head.

I loved the look of the first gen Cayenne when they debuted. One drove by me the other day and man, they have not aged well at all.

I actually don’t think it was either. The ball was not in a downward flight.

I find Phantom Menace feels a little more rooted in real-world gravity

I know Bruno Mars isn’t exactly a tall guy, but that header image is photoshopped, right?

That’s a size small at my local movie theater.

Porsche’s interiors of the 987/997 generation are pretty close to being perfect for a driver’s car in my opinion.

But wouldn’t your skis increase the surface area of your landing and ultimately lower your deceleration?

Some of my colleagues said the skiers should have taken off their skis and jumped

I assure you I wasn’t trying to shit on anybody. This scale sounds like a great way to stir the same emotional response over seeing the color gray as seeing a larger number would.

Meh, you know what else is good at letting me know whether I’m losing, maintaing, or gaining weight? A smaller, similar, or larger number. If people get upset about not constantly seeing a smaller number everyday when trying to lose weight, they need to better educate themselves on how weight loss actually works.

Yep, he binned a Jag F-Type in The Perfect Road Trip 2.