Well, it’s really good that a horde of reporters and camera people and randos (not as well trained in crime scene analysis as me) marched through their home, a location full of evidence.

My cat chews plastic! She loves grocery bags especially.

I was cleaning out an old purse when a (wrapped) OB tampon fell out (I’ve since switched to a cup) and my dumbass cat decided that was the most fun toy she’d ever seen. So somewhere in my apartment there is a tampon just chilling on the floor. Cats, man.

they redeem themselves entirely for all their sins when they curl up in your lap and purr like freight trains... One of mine gazes at my husband lovingly and it just melts my damn heart.

I know right. They’ve kept us up 2 nights in a row prowling all over the bed and meowing (punishing us for going out of town). But I love those furry little bastards and wouldn’t trade them for any pet in the world.

My cat does this! I need to get a trashcan with a lid for the bedroom. One tiny minipad wrapper in there and guaranteed at 3am I’ll hear the telltale “krinkle krinkle”—it now wakes me out of a sound sleep. Weird because she usually just eats paper (and toilet paper). The other cat is the the one who sits in the…

I DON’T KNOW! BAD PEOPLE?!

I am struggling not to laugh out loud at the shark week reference.

My dog is way too smart for his own good, and I have not yet found a latch for my bathroom trash can that he can’t figure out. He also (and I apologize for the extreme grossness) likes to eat sodden tampons. This means I have to put the trash can somewhere out of his reach whenever it’s shark week.

All of them deserve a flooded basement.

No one told me not to flush tampons, so I did for years and years.

Bobby is the master of the Buzzfeed spoof.

I’m gonna share this beautiful moment - Johnny Carson chose her (after Robin Williams) as his very last guest on The Tonight Show ever.

EVERYONE PLEASE VOTE!

If this isn’t a resounding call for *everyone* to vote, I don’t know what is.

Yeah, that’s about where I’m at with it, as well.

They aren’t wrong. Chip clips are the best thing, everyone needs toilet paper, and I always want a nap.

It’s only Monday...too early in the week for the reminder of the world going down hill

what ever is on clearance in TJMaxx.