ARE YOU FRIENDS WITH TOPANGA?

Holes was such a great fucking book and movie. I hope it’s on Netflix.

Jennifer Lawrence is literally all of us, just with better hair.

The really cool thing about powerlifting is that I very seriously eat...unless I’m a month or so out from a meet, I am going to pretty regularly eat some really awesome stuff. Because I can, and because I need to. Maximal strength training is not about having a six pack—although you can have both. I sometimes have a…

.....whaaaaat

This is the sweetest thing. Just saying.

That’s one thing dating long distance teaches you; your partner will definitely be hanging out with people of the same gender when you’re not there, and so will you, and that’s just the way it is.

Sometimes I let him out in courtyard of my building, but not after dark. After dark he gets brave and I’m afraid someone’s going to take him home or he’s going to get hit by a car.

The problem with the hair-cutting incident, as messed up as that case may be, is two-fold.

Any one of the rulings listed above should have been career ending mistakes for this guy.

I’d agree, but he slapped a kid and still has his job. How does some one manage that? I'm hoping it's the end anyway.

Research, hmm? I don’t know if I would call my great-uncle's rambling Facebook posts research.

Fuck you, judge. This should be a career ending mistake for this asshole.

HOW

“your mom’s high strung”

I’m a competitive powerlifter—I actually broke the all time world record total in the 123 lb weight class and hold that as well as the world record deadlift of 454 for the 123 lb weight class. Yes, I have video, no I’m not making this shit up, can provide world record certificates/video upon request. My sport runs…

For some reason I get a ton of bot followers on IG and twitter from “fitmoms” and “healthypreggo” and I don’t understand why because I have never once used those hashtags and I post pics of chilli cheese fries

Is it just me, or do you stop taking someone seriously the minute they use the word ‘hubby’ in a professional email?

Anne Hathaway’s brand of try-hard makes every awkward girl see her as a kindred spirit. She means so well, and just doesn’t understand why it isn’t working. Don’t we all, Anne, don’t we all.

I love Jennifer Lawrence, but I have always been a fall truther.