Some many people missed the joke here.

because that is how people die and I would have an actual heart attack.

The joke...

To be fair most people in general make me super uncomfortable.

No, both of those are equally weird only one of them is not real so it is slightly more weird.

SAME. The superfandom makes me so uncomfortable.

White people. Plz explain.

#ObamaForeverTerm

He loves kids because he eats their souls.

I just don’t want him to leave. Can we just not do it?

I am just dying at my desk RN NBD

On this week’s episode of drowsy white folks with good intentions but no knowledge....

They are really doing the most lately. Clapback. Loving it.

oh ew.

He’s busy raising twin daughters

What if you get there and there is already a baby in there can you trade yours in for a better model?*

GET OFF MY LAWN!!

I hate engagement rings for this exact reason.

I can’t function today. I was like 9...I was in love with him.