Oh and I have no idea what to do or say to anyone about any of this.

My baby sister had preeclampsia and delivered a micro premie 11 weeks early and is still in the hospital.

To be quite honest, I would smear anything with cream cheese or butter. Sorry baby, you too.

I’m thinking about buying my 5 year old nephew the worst fart spray on amazon. I’m not just disgusting i’m evil.

If I don’t laugh at a fart, check my fucking pulse.

AHAHAHAHAHAHHA!!!! DEAD. If I had a sister like you I would call you every day and just fart into the phone like I have done to my sisters. We are amazing.

she is trying so hard....

God I love a good fart joke.

If you have not, you have not lived.

my sisters and i used to this thing called a fart bag...we would fart into our hands and throw them at each other...we were in our 20’s. We are disgusting.

I WANT TO HANG WITH THESE PEOPLE! With the windows open tho.

Lets be real here farts are fucking hilarious. I also think poop jokes are hilarious. I’m 6 years old.

Yes.

Get off my fucking lawn.

Can she go back to the valley and live off her daddy’s money like 5 years ago and shut up? She’s not even interesting. If you are going to be a dumbshit at least have something else going for you.

This is my go to “what the fuck are you even talking about” image.

They should just hire Mr. Fatone. That is his wet dream basically.

*our lover

I’d forgotten that benji and Cameron were married. Because gross.

Put me down one for nope. I would nope the fuck out of the theater because NEEEEOOOOPPPPPEEEEE!