Another reason to keep using condoms.

to be quite frank, if I’m going by the actions of their followers, Satan seems like a way cooler guy than Jesus.

That one “bastard” should have left you a bag of flaming dog shit as a present. You sound awful.

You are not a very nice person.

You sound like a real pill.

I agree, my son has some learning issues and when he was in Catholic school they did not have the ability to serve him well. At the time we lived in a bad public school district which had many issues and lost accreditation. His teacher knew we were moving after his first grade year and said she felt it was good since…

Sully, Knucklefuckle, and Phart are really enjoying themselves here in this video.

Return the cart before you buckle her in?

People are so effing lazy. It’s like those assholes that leave their shopping cart in the lot because they can’t be bothered to walk 5 fucking feet to put it back properly. Geezus! This poor kid.

As a hypochondriac with pretty severe OCD, this would be my worst nightmare. I’d have to just throw out the kid and get a whole new one.

Reggie must have said this 10 times during the game. I kept waiting to see if any of his “puns” would eventually meet the criteria of actually being puns.

I have a hard time deciding between Parks and Tubman, they’re my top two, but Truth was in my top 3. Although Parks was just as much of a conscious activist as Tubman I HATE the way Parks is portrayed as just some tired old woman, ignoring her decades of social justice organizing fundraising for the Scottsboro Boys,…

“The shots! There were six of them! That’s extreme.”

GW- 2

Enjoy it while it lasts, kid. Being a smart kid is hell as an adult. People have so many expectations for you, so many goals, so many AP classes. You have so much promise as a young thing, so bright and clever, and suddenly you look around and you’re sitting in your pajamas, watching Netflix, doing nothing with your…

Ones that will protect your toes from the inevitable piss-mud in and around the portapotties

That is totally something I would say to my kids. Except my daughter has a deep and abiding fear of bears. She's terrified of them. I have no idea why as we live in the city.

My family and I went tent camping in Yellowstone when I was around 10. My younger sister and I were fine until right before bed our mom told us we had to sleep awkwardly in an L shape with our heads in the middle of the tent. That way if a bear came up in the middle of the night and took a bite out of us he wouldn't…

Why do white people insist on destroying their own neighborhoods?

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