Isn't Baby Bush on record as having the most vacation time of any president in history, usurping The Gipper's previous record?

I think you mean "clearing brush".

Not enough cowbell.

I enjoy Tim & Eric in small doses (in an unaltered state).

Agreed. It is one of my favorite Muppet films.

Returning after a 2 (?) season hiatus (I left when Bill found religion) I've dabbled with a few episodes this season to see what's what in Bon Temps.

No shirts, no clue, no service.

While I largely agree that the MotW episodes were amongst the best the show had to offer (Jose Chung, Clyde, Bruckman, Donnie Pfaster, The Pusher, Paper Hearts, every Darrin Morgan episode), a lot of,what made them so good was the history between Mulder and Scully.

Because Limitless had already hit the box office.

It had already been done. It was called Chubby Rain.

Is it really so strange?
I say yes, but Moz may change his mind.

Please refer to South Park S5E3 "Super Best Friends" for confirmation of your theory.