Barry Bonds had a 60.2 WAR through his first 8 seasons (1169 games).

If I was half as bad at my job as Hernandez is at his, I’d have been promoted to management 5 years ago. 

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Don’t forget, Deadspin’s greatest two way threat.

I don’t feel bad for the kids at all. They had every possible advantage in life (including parents who were filling to commit crimes on their behalf) and they still couldn’t get accepted to decent colleges? Cry me a river.

Guess it’s just another one of those days that I’m embarrassed of the culture surrounding my primary hobby. What is wrong with people?

The worse thing to happen to Dan Snyder is that Skins fans are apathetic.

after headliner Jon Jones was found to have a small trace of a banned substance in his blood

It’s almost like Jon Jones isn’t a great person

Um, no. That’s a fantasy instilled by NRA death cult propagandists.

Like, days ago!

I know what SNL is, but I learned who Pete Davidson was maybe two months ago. And yeah, I learned who Ariana Grande was a couple of years ago through a slow process of osmosis. I really only post here and on the Takeout, and tend to just click on stories I already have an interest in. It’s not that bizarre.

Clemens is 3rd all time in WAR, and 1st in the modern era trailing only Cy Young and Walter Johnson all time.

The HoF is such a strange institution. Why should the gatekeepers to membership there be baseball writers, and only baseball writers? Former players, current GMs, novelists, Bill James...none of those guys can vote because they lack the crucial “smelled Scott Rolen’s jockstrap after a double-header in Atlanta”…