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Dear millennial in the yoga pants at Wal-Mart,

There’s a woman at my swimming pool (which is where the orthopedist automatically sends disabled people) who consistently takes the one and only disabled accessible shower, because it’s large and has a bench. I usually just do a top-only chlorine rinse in the other showers, in which I can’t bend down, because there

SCENARIO:You are a person who appears generally more or less able bodied, but needs extra space and hand rails to get up and down from a toilet.

Can I ask how comfortable you would be asking a random stranger to get out of a seat that they’re not entitled to in the first place? Are you that kind of an extreme social ninja? I’m not. I often don’t get to do all kinds of stuff because able bodied people give no fucks at all.

Thank you for the polite and eloquent version of what I said. <3

Please go kill yourself. Love, a person who is more disabled than they look and has to deal with this bullshit constantly.

Yes. Keep your friends close, and your romantic rivals closer.

I was sickened when even the White House and everybody on the left started using it. blech.

Zero experience in healthcare, but significant experience as a corporate attorney. I recall watching Hillary testify, fielding questions for hours while only looking occasionally at her notes. In other words, this wasn’t junior attorney work product cobbled together under her seal. It was an enormous policy package

Try mentioning that a famous comedian isn’t necessarily woman-friendly anywhere on the internet sometime. That will lance a boil of hatred like nothing you’ve ever seen

“The haberdasheries are all out of haberdash!”

This post is just everything. I’m not sure you intended this to look like the world’s filthiest runway read, but it totally does: “such a simple-minded, naive fabrication that it’s almost charming”

Narcissism is mostly just the wizardry of lying.

I was hoping you were going to brainstorm about people like my ex, a Latino who loves Trump. Let’s call him Juan. He doesn’t describe himself as white, but when he looks in the mirror, he sees a white guy, if you know what I mean. Loves him some Trump. Having Trump get the nomination sort of forced him to cut the

Rhymes with Kleenex?!? I would just say Latins. La-TEENS.

I think it’s great that all the scum is floating to the surface now. As a white Catholic, I look forward to things getting much easier now, everybody realizing they have to pick a team for real. Either black lives matter, or you’re with them. The wheat is being culled from the chaffe in our society.

My first thought also. They would call her a “mud person.” As soon as they don’t want to fuck her anymore, that’s how it will be.

I know there are much more important things to care about, but honestly, having Anna Wintour be an agent in some bizarro backroom diplomacy with the POTUS... it’s fabulous.

I wish Kathy Griffin would see this post!

What’s your angle, dude? Just another wingnut at Dod, or a paid troll? Do you really believe the military is one big lockstep? Do you get that there would be a lot more dissent if the Trumpets weren’t allowed to run amok at DoD?