That’s what his sons explained when they approached Pence, ‘member? Trump would be putting Pence in charge of “domestic and foreign policy.” Then what would Trump do? “Make America great again.” In other words, he’s just branding for Mike Pence.

Fun fact or two about Art Pope:

And also? There’s a way to tweet longer. I’ve done it.

Isn’t that a bummer? I hated finding that out.

I’m old and uncool, but I called bullshit on the pictures alone. I didnt need to read the abundant evidence, but now it’s -- yeah.

Best article ever!

I’m not fancy enough to post pictures on here, but she reminds me of Natasha Fatale from Rocky & Bullwinkle.

I’m autistic, so I had to stop reading and sound both names all the way out. Now I can’t stop saying it, like a magical, heartbreaking song.

I have forgiven people for worse things. It’s not only highly recommended, it’s one of the prerequisites for a truly better life IMHO. This many years later, what started out as forgiveness has become a bit of a superpower. Totally worth the effort. <3

Cause you know at least one person suggested it to her for sure, including her sister!

I especially like asshat, because, you know, it would be really hard to keep a hat on your ass. Sort of like a football bat, or a soup sandwich.

Exactly. Neither of them are ideologues, which is excellent. The surprise package hasn’t been delivered yet, much less opened.

As a high-functioning autistic, I have no comment for people who think “autistic” is an insult, such an awful one that it constitutes libel. I’d much rather be called “autistic” than “mail-order Eva Braun.”

Melania is a trophy doe, honey. She didn’t marry him to do any type of work what-so-fucking-ever. Super straightforward: Green Acres, except he’s president so commutes to the townhouse. Why does she stay in Trump Tower? “Darling, I love you, but give me Park Avenue.”

Agreed. America is not a safe space for them. Mike Pence isn’t safe at Hamilton, nor should he be. I tweet ugly shit to these people all the time, because it’s as close as I can get to hollering out my window at them. Let them know we see them, and we’re not afraid.

I’d love to know who, specifically, was there. I think we should know that.

I have to say I think this is an opportunity for us to drain the swamp in media. Theyr’e not meant to be chums. They’re meant to be adversarial. Make those bitches work for a change. I’m all in favor

And hey, roast beef on kaiser rolls with Lay’s chips? There’s no whore like a cheap whore!

I couldn’t agree more! Yes, it’s two of the cattiest bitches in the world, playing cat and mouse, and Mariah hedging for the win while still getting her jabs in for anyone who’s paying attention. Well played all around.

I couldn’t agree more. Mariah’s an extreme pageant queen, kissing up and kicking down. Aretha, Diana Ross, check, check. Demi who? But clearly she does know who it is, because she got ever so testy there at the end, didn’t she? She puts herself in the same drawer as Aretha and Diana Ross, and anybody in the lower…