No, the first comare.

Hey Enrique Pena Nieto announced hes building a wall around Donald Trump, in case he grabs any Mexican pussies.

I’m a white woman, couldn’t agree more. God bless.

Not to mention she was working in the GW Bush administration. That was some seriously complicated fuckery.

She dealt with Qaddafi’s bizarre infatuation, she can definitely handle Donald Trump.

Tom Lennon and Ben Garant’s advice on meeting A-listers: Don’t ask them for anything. Don’t act like you were sent by the Make-A-Wish Foundation. Treat them like the coolest member of the royal family.

Countries that think it’s a good idea to invite the US military in to solve their problems are in deep, deep doo doo. Not because of their problems, just that they’re too dumb to live.