Tata for now mother truckers.

Err...something like that.

falcon-4 door turbo 6 or v8 awesomeness we will never know ow

It’s modern compared to the ancient pentathlon, at least...

I dunno. I kinda think it is so terrible that it is awesome. It’s certainly unique, and the theme is cohesive and well executed. It looks like some super villain car from 2030.

Off topic, but just welcoming our new Latino Overlords from Univision.

The seats are stuffed with eagle down, and the dashboard is made form the beaks of a thousand eagles. Also, there are some eagles under the floorboards.

Kinda like this

I would love to see the whole “enclosed back seat, peasant chauffeur can get wet” thing come back as a fad.

when you are truly rich, your driver should also feel rich enough to spit on the valet and say... YOU KNOW WHO I AM!?

“You suck! We were wrong, but for the right reasons!"

maybe don’t try to bring extra embarrassment to an entire country and lie about being robbed at gunpoint for no reason other than some publicity for yourself? It’s a lot more than drunk idiots being assholes.

Ryan Lochte and his swimming team buddies being douchebags doesn’t change the fact that Brazil is one corrupt-as-fuck country with a corrupt-as-fuck police force, which is why everyone was willing to buy the original story in the first place.

I showed up today to see if any of those assholes were going to make an appearance. So much racism and American superiority about how the backwards and corrupt Brazilians were harassing innocent Americans and making fools of themselves. Do they have any follow-up commentary. They were insulting everyone who said that…

[2026, a high school auditorium full of bored kids]

This is some old-timey action hero shit. It's like sugar-addled 13-year-old boys of the late 19th century let their imaginations run wild. Clearly, then, the solution is to re-modernize with some new action hero shit.

I don't know, the running section of the triathalon was only slower than the single event by 20 seconds. That's after doing the biking and swimming.

I usually just skip right to No. 4.

1. Go into a bar.