Nothing you've said is true.  It's not a monopoly in any way.  It doesn't "crush" the competition.  You can buy anything anywhere online.  Many consumers prefer Amazon.  What's wrong with that?  Amazon has a large market share compared to other online retailers, but the overall online retail market is much larger than …

That was almost a complete sentence cookie monster.  You get a cookie.

I thought for a second there James McMurtry had a new album out that I somehow hadn't heard about yet.  Really disappointed.

Don't forget shooting odd objects through a basketball hoop.  Wacky.

Totally him.

Tits!

Yeah right twogreattastes, a wonderful, magical animal.

Seems more like an accurate description of the character to me.  Don't get your temple garments in a twist.

"cross-country racers received 100 points for every wheelchair they mowed
down, 70 points for the aged, 50 points for kids, etc. I considered
that immoral."

I love sports, but that doesn't mean I think she's funny.