They should have called it Bait ‘n’ Switch then

Like hell I will.

What? You think that friends episode is forgotten so you can steal that joke? ya moron

People always say they want to see the rest of the Star Wars universe, but these recent movies have convinced me that I don’t. The narrative power in the original movies, and the Force, was the mystery of it all. It was enough to know there was a larger universe and history, but knowing the details works against the…

How about not having one of these things in your house? If Aldous Huxley and George Orwell made a baby, it would be a Google or Amazon smart speaker.

So they make a law that requires a bunch of new features to be implemented into a web application (and all its standalone clients, too, I assume) just for a single country, and then get mad when the company that makes that application says “it’s not worth the time and effort, we have better things to be doing”? Sounds…

The era of me pulling my laptop out of my bag at an airport ended about 12 years ago. I don’t fly now.

Am I the only one who would gladly give up selfies to get a full screen?

Yeah I’ll take a thin bezel with no cutout any day...

But do you need a swimming pool? I’d say no. I don’t think anyone with children in or around their household does. There is too much possibility for accidental death of your own children or their friends. If you and your children want to swim, just go to a public pool that is staffed by lifeguards.

That’s ok, it’s your right to not want it.

It’s not just an Apple thing (though Apple certainly has some of the highest prices on the global smartphone market), though. Back in the early days, users could purchase smartphones at 2-year contract prices from their carriers, which typically hid the overall costs. Eventually, the carriers found that with…

Except these characters are “ancestors”, which implies they had coitus with opposite sex. So not exclusively gay, no.

I wonder where all those people who said a month ago that 2 loss Georgia should’ve been in the playoffs because SEC are now? Georgia loses to Texas, LSU barely beats UCF (playing their backup QB) and Bama gets smoked by Clemson.

Props for Wang being a researcher of this gel. My teenage inner self can get a giggle out of that

Actually, you randomly increase your honor level as you “greet” folks around town and on the road, so there is a reward of sorts. You can see the little cowboy hat icon with a + appear on the right side of the screen from time to time. I say “randomly” now because I haven’t been able to determine if there’s a game…

This is what I find myself screaming. Even if you are a racist, rapist, trump loving, environment hating person, can we PLEASE just acknowledge that he did poorly? I found it SHOCKING, how frustrated he got at the questions, he couldn’t answer. This man is a JUDGE! How is he so bad at questioning? How is he so bad at…

As many people on Twitter point out, abusers cry. My abuser cried. Crying is sometimes what abusive men do because they don’t have a handle on their feelings or behavior; they’re angry and confused and scared. It’s so similar to when a child cries during a temper tantrum. They know enough to understand right from…

So here’s the problem. In the cartoon’s first episode, the Cybertronian transformers looked completely alien, because they were transforming into things from Cybertron, not things from Earth. I get that it’s cool for them to look like they are supposed to look like, and I do like it, but if Optimus is on Cybertron,…

And one of those 5 being: