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Plus he looks like a hillbilly Michael Flatley.

Ten bucks says his idea of foreplay consists of him unveiling it like it's a Leonardo, waiting for awed silence, then some nipple twisting and two minutes of dueling genitalia.

He should have traded some dick for some brains. He looks like his mid life crisis will be UGleee.

Ugh, that hair with that chin.

What the fuck are you blithering about, loser?

I think they used brain cells to increase his girth. It's not like he was using them.

God, he must be such a charmer when it comes to texting. "Hi, how are you?" (Dick pic.) "What's your name?" (Dick pic.)

Or a personality? Maybe some brains?

Big ones are over-rated. My ex was Secretariat but his foreplay, during-play, and everything-play just sucked because he figured all he had to do was show up.

Christ you're a fucking idiot. I bet you bitch about "reverse racism" too.

Where did I get the stat? Only from EVERY fucking reputable study about rape EVER, which you have just conclusively demonstrated that you have not read.

White people need to learn that punching up is nothing like punching down. It's getting tedious.

Oh, are you one of those people who tries to claim the Irish were slaves? Because I could use a laugh today.......after the I got at "goes both ways."

The troll? He's been an asshole everywhere else so if he weren't one here it'd be a first.

Obviously not. God, kinja sucks ass. And so does that troll on which you're sadly wasting your efforts.

You DO realize employees PAY for their health insurance, right? And that this company's beliefs are utterly idiotic, right? So basically this company is forcing their female employees to live by their religion.

Call them a fuckwit and really give your mom something to complain about. You know what's rude? Forcing your beliefs about shit you'll ever experience on your employees———who will.

No, it was for him.

No more than five per cent of rapists get nailed for it, and this asshole is the son of a police commissioner. He had about zero.chance of ever getting convicted thanks to the good ole boys network.

"Rapey" has never been so appropriate. He was accused of rape a couple of years ago, but the DA declined to press charges against the son of an important guy he'd probably worked with over the years.