Okay, you sadistic bastard. Some chilies can cause chemical burns. The vagina is a vulnerable body part with a delicately maintained ecosystem. Kindly stick that chili in your eye and think about what you've done.

It infuriates me how right-wing MRA types try to suddenly pretend they really really care about women and protecting them. After Cologne, so many of the men I know in Europe suddenly cared very deeply about rape and posted endlessly about the incidents of that night and how it demonstrated how Muslim immigrants have…

Your analogy falls apart because the Engelharts aren’t farming cows on a large scale or selling the meat for profit, but rather using the meat entirely for their own consumption. It’s more like someone owning a no-kill shelter and buying a hypoallergenic purebreed.

This was the most delightful trailer I’ve ever seen. I can't wait now for a show I've never heard of. And now I have to wait a month? Life is very unfair today.

I am even more excited for this than season 2 of Kimmy Schmidt.

“I don’t want to go into any great detail but let me tell you there are many, MANY wonderful chapters filled with in depth descriptions of rape.”
I don’t know what you’re expecting from a guy who resembles a sailor who got locked in a new age healing store over the weekend.

Perinatal hospice care:

I was unhappy with the Presto Air Popper. The force of the air was strong enough to blow too many unpopped kernels out of the chamber and getting them back in was a pain. The only way I could solve the problem was putting a wedge underneath the front of the popper and angle it backwards so unpops would stay put. In…

I was unhappy with the Presto Air Popper. The force of the air was strong enough to blow too many unpopped kernels…

Are you white? Because it bothers me and I'm Asian. When I was younger and didn't know any better I didn't think about it, but now I get really pissed off whenever I see this happening. And it's especially egregious with Asians. Wtf is up with the new Rush Hour tv show with them trying to pass off a half Asian as the…

Not as a young child, no. Honestly I have never understood the notion that just because something is a classic it’s child appropriate. Shakespeare is full of things I would not want to expose my child to until they were old enough to understand that just because things had been done one way in the past does not mean…

I really, REALLY don’t understand the misogynistic shit that I’m seeing from Bernie supporters. I voted for Bernie in my state because his policies are most in line with mine, but you bet your ass I’d vote for Hillary if she wins the primaries.

From the comment section of the brilliant Male Novelist Jokes someone linked above:

If you didn’t WANT professors to stare at your boobs, then you shoulda got a double mastectomy or called him out on it by gouging out his eyes with a rusty spoon, you tease! I’m sick of women complaining about these easily-fixed situations and not sticking up for themselves!

Right? I mean, even if you find your bona fide soulmate, why the fuck is it so hard to wait one semester?

And I wish I could say that we were shocked that somebody would use a library book in that manner, but we weren’t.

Isn’t burning trash illegal?

I work in a library and that book was soooo annoying when it was popular because it was the perfect intersection of “Oh god everyone wants this and there are a million holds on it” and “OH GOD this copy is sticky and water damaged (please be water please be water) and we have to throw it out so now there are fewer…

I never even thought of the off gassing. That can’t be good. I just never understood how, like, burying plastic was supposed to detox the environment. Isn’t that the definition of pollution?

One thing I’ve come to understand about people is that we really, secretly, no matter what level of education, sophistication, or worldliness, don’t really believe that we, personally, have an unconscious mind.

The thing is, you CAN put someone on opioids for the rest of their life. It's just not societally acceptable. A close member of my family was a psychologist, and knew of many, many people who lived pretty normal, functional lives while totally hooked on all sorts of things.