DISSENTING OPINION: I remain convinced Gaston is one of those dudes with a tragically enormous dick, who thinks that his huge schlong means he has to do zero work in the sack. He just bumps your cervix for five minutes then rolls over and congratulates himself for being such a superior cocksman.

No one's slick as Gaston

"They would even mix it in with their sweet tea."

Sneaking up the list on my mancrush list. Firmly behind Jon Hamm and Henry Cavil but leapfrogged over Joe Manganiello

FUCK a grapefruit. Seriously. FUCK IT.

How can you be so right about watermelon, and so, so wrong about pineapple?

She didn't want to take everyone back to the minivan to do the diaper change.

In my head I envisioned a rogue press on.

I LOVE this comment. This is some really good commonsense insight. I especially love the point that you make about even if a child decides to reject some of the parents' principles, that doesn't mean the parents did a bad job. So true!