SO are we just gonna ignore this?!

The EVO can’t keep up with the new STi at all though. Torque vectoring AWD pretty much changed the game and ended understeer. Now the Golf R and STi are king dingaling when it comes to hot hatches. I’m sure Focus RS will be right there with them, if not better.

If only they could all be like Will

The only thing that matters here is whether Heyward would “opt out” of enjoying Chicago’s world-renowned restaurants and performing arts to hang out with St. Louis chucklefucks, or whether he would forego millions of dollars to avoid the so-called “best fans in baseball.”

I approve this post and it’s G Class/dildo analogy.

If you’ve watched a Jalopnik video this year and enjoyed what you saw, thank Nicole. She and the rest of our (relatively tiny!) video team busted ass all year to take Jalopnik video from scratch to something amazing.

Seeing people who have callously committed horrific acts on other people start to cry when forced to take (some) responsibility for their conduct always makes me hate them even more.

Hideous?

They really should be playing on a grass or artifical turf surface rather than paper

Easy problem. Just buy 3 more C63s.

obligatory...

Love. Love Craig Sager. Love Pop. Just love.

Remember folks, flag and dismiss the trolls. DO NOT ENGAGE.

“Things We Actually Like”

Finally..............something bad that ended well. How scary for that poor child.

why do i feel strangely non-plussed? I guess I was expecting actual acceleration.. not just a slow pull-away. that speed differential looked like something between a bmw 325i, and a 335i... definitely not an M3 even. (I had to use a frame of reference everyone could understand)

Monmouth also is coached by the Tom Brady Courtroom Sketch

That fan is probably mad that Alabama hasn’t paid enough to lure an NFL starting-caliber quarterback to their organization.

A dumber first name?

He could just move over to Mizzou. Same conference, same mascot.