Why did you quit weed? I’d give up alcohol before weed.

Perfect for lonely nights..Pull out the ole Ditto.

Ya sure you didn't figuratively do it? Maybe?

Literally? That’s honestly the literal-ist thing I’ve ever literally heard.

A phone at a concert is really, really common. People take their phones out at concerts all the time for selfies, photos and videos of the concert.

You must be fun at parties

Amen to that! I’d much rather be sitting by someone playing Pokemon then someone being obnoxiously drunk.

You make that sound like it’s a bad thing.

Real life is so five minutes ago.

No, it seems perfectly reasonable that he lost his sponsorship.

Probably doesn’t want to spend the next three years of her life involved in court cases and various sorts of litigation (civil and criminal).