Instead of spending money to adopt this horrible demon dog, I'm just gonna saw my right calf off with a rusty butter knife. Same result; free.

It would be a convenient coverup for his beat up elbow.

I am aware of that. The intro to the original East/West sketch contained roughly the following:

I see what you're saying, but I think the humor here comes from the combo of (1) ratcheting up the ridiculousness of what Key & Peele themselves are doing and (2) the cameo appearances of guys whose names don't seem out of place in the sketch.

Neil deGrasse Tyson seems reasonably sure that 160* change is necessary. You'll have to pardon me if I take his word for it ;).

But if it's a thing where Gregggggggg Williams is handing out $5,000 bonuses for you to twist ankles in the pile, you deserve to be shit on.

I don't even want to see their line of Holocaust-inspired pork rubs.

Re: Sports Crimes - what about teams intentionally blowing an entire season in order to having a better chance at a higher draft choice? Hmmm....76ers come to mind and their are numerous other examples [like the Jax Jag's but they don't do it on purpose]...

All of this could have been avoided had his caddie suggested a different club.

Unfortunately most of the country was asleep during this game, so I see the parallel with soccer.

No need to check the psi on Ryan's balls.

Just another reason why Indycar > F1

We're awesome at being humble.

(best gif holy shit)

Well. I tried to just get through the ones listed in this article and found myself to be lacking. I'd invite famous people to dinner so I could yell at them about their suckage, and I would regret telling certain people how much I hate them before I die. I give up. Forever alone!!

I tried to answer some of the questions to myself and found that I could only answer about a third of the Set 1 questions. I am allegedly a shallow husk of a human being with no conscious experience or capability of introspection or self-reflection.

See mine is, "Will you still love me after all this plastic surgery you've paid for settles?" or, "If we start hating each other will your promise not to murder me?"

If they try to move Scion upmarket, it'll just become Toyota's Oldsmobile, sucking sales away from Lexus and Toyota.

I came here to post this. I really wish they would just kill Scion off and market the cars as Toyotas like they do in other countries.

The reason Scion hasnt really caught is is Scion. The first gen xB was awesome so what does Scion do with the next gen, turn it into a bloated turd with little in common with the original. xA and xD nobody has really cared about from the get go. TC has been a cool little car, but I'd like to see it become more of a…