This should become his tagline- Torchinsky: Surprisingly Competent.

No.

OMG such a great idea. Why hasn’t anyone asked this question yet? ;p

What Rory really means is that Alanis has dibs on the cat, sorry all, the cat is mine

I’m sorry about that; I’d always encountered it in a gender-neutral context, as in I’ve known women as well as men (and, now that I think about it, trans people, too) who’ve played it with any gender. I think I even remember a 30 Rock episode where Liz Lemon was playing it. I honestly have never realized that it would…

I read minds.

definitely a 912.

because that crack ain’t gonna smoke itself.

This so-called former Chrysler engineer can’t even tell the difference between an alternator and a turbo.

But at least the engine was right there for a dp between the exhaust tips, so I highly doubt a front engine car is running a dp clear to the rear. Having said that it’s obvious I have no clue because I haven’t seen the damn thing in person.

That explained in the article.

That’s what I said, “When I was 12...458...” *gulps hard* Oh god I’m old.

Damn. I’m a CamryMan, and while never having any mechanical problems with my ‘96 coupe, my dad’s ‘98 still only had never nothing worse than an exhaust leak and a bad strut nearly 20 years later (and no Camry corners on either; must run in the family!)

looks like a horrible body kit on an aston martin.

I’m one of those people who strongly desired a CTR 20 years ago, but today I’d much rather have a Civic LX with the normally aspirated 2.0L and the manual gearbox than this new Civic SRT-4, were I planning a trip to my local Honda dealer anytime soon.

Looks great in pictures from angles, but all of this latest generation of Civics just look tacky in person IMO. Like some oddball Anime insect made of cheap plastic.

I’m geographically impaired. Is Geneva North or South of Kentucky?

We’ll do it live!

“I’m not racist, I have a black passenger seat.”

Sorry to spoil the fun but chances are the seats come to the assembly line with a white synthetic cloth cover over them, it probably had a valid barcode on it to tell the guy to install the seat. The seat maker is the real idiot.