Mr Clarkson, I know you’re of a proper height like myself so i have this to ask you, what’s your favorite classic British roadster that you fit in.

Now that you’ve left the BBC, was it a fake number plate or not?

To be fair, hitting the apex isn’t a priority when you’re in traffic and not actually racing any of those other cars. That only excuses like 80% of the cars in this video though.

You’re about 60 corners short there.

How has that strategy worked for your announcing career?

The Porsche went wayyyy deep on the first video. The Corvette was taking the racing line and the Porsche was dive bombing down the inside. In all those cases, even if nothing was intentional, they were all bound to happen because of the way the Porsche was just trying to force themselves onto the racing line.

David cares so much about reliable cars that he’s willing to buy them in disrepair and make them reliable. There are now more reliable cars in the world than there would have been because of him.

I know the third gen we’re hideous, but how was the performance? Was it worse to drive too? I could live with an ugly car if it were fun to drive and the third gens are cheap.

In Utah (or SL county at least), if you’re riding a bike or motorcycle and the light won’t change because it won’t detect you, you’re allowed to wait 60 seconds and just cross when the intersection is clear. This ordinance was passed 2-3 years ago.

Only if the police decide to get involved. Otherwise it’s nothing more than the reason I don’t get a lot of second dates.

That dry weight send really high. Plus those are e89 weights and this is an e85 which was 3,263 - 3,549 lb. Plus the v10 by itself weighs 170 lb more than even the largest engine available in the z4. Plus they added a full roll cage. I imagine the transmission probably weight more than stock too. There’s no way they…

The Z4 is actually heavier stock than the viper, but the bigger engine would make it heavier on the front end.

I would drive this on a first date. The drive might even BE the date.

Some days Jalopnik jumps the gun on COTD. Today was one of those days.

I’m trying my hardest to come up with a username-based joke, but I’m not funny apparently.

If my parents named me clutch, I would have murdered them as soon as I was cognizant of what they’d done.

Get a dog if you want to name something after a car. As a human being that grew up around other humans, having a perfectly normal name got me enough ridicule.

Musk saying it would Have prevented that accident means exactly nothing. He would have said the same thing about the previous software version had you asked him prior to the wreck. He’s doing PR and nothing more. We the public have no practical way of testing his opinion and he knows it. Plus we know nothing about how…

Just Google it... What could go wrong?

I gave it a dolla.