@darrenrovell Thanks @UniversalEnt for sending me #UnbrokenMovie! But soldiers during WWII have almost no market value. Most of us watch for country on the front of uni.

Our theory on the Mark Henry photo is that it was included to "prove" it was actually Henry tweeting it, and not a PR person. (It was obviously a PR person.) But in the photo it's clearly daylight, and the tweet was sent in the middle of the night.

Somewhere, some record studio exec just sent emails to James McCartney, Zak Starkey, Sean Lennon, and Dhani Harrison all promising them gobs and gobs of money to do an international tour together playing their dads' music. Fucking hell.

The day you get your meds filled.

Dying is lame because of ritual. When I die, strip me naked, write "burrito" on my ass, and throw my shitty body in a field idgaf.

If Drew dies on a Tuesday, would we get a DeathBag?

You hit your 50s - hell, you hit your 40s - and you still got that much hair coming out of your head, you rock it as long as you want for all of us that no longer can. Shut up, Rex.

5 days ago it was 55 degrees and I was riding a motorcycle. Yesterday it snowed 5 inches. I have no idea why people (including me) live here

I lived there when I was too young to remember and my mom always tells me how one of my favorite thing to say as a Terrible Two was "get me outta minnesota!"

90% of the MN population before May: 'we want out of Minnesota.'

I don't know from the horrors of space oil, but I do know there's no reason to waste a single drop of the precious contents of your honey bear, which can be extracted merely by immersing the bear in some scalding hot water, or, if you like, popping it into the microwave for 20 seconds or so, which heat greatly reduces…

You are supposed to collect things that have great craftsmanship, or are a symbol of art (ok, shoes as art, but maybe a stretch)...not trophies of the great US consumerism driving slave labor to unreal heights...these are stitched up by 4 year old Malaysians! What do you expect?

We've been known to dump on Dana White around these parts, but paying Dober his win bonus—UFC fighters are paid a certain amount for fighting, and a usually (always?) equal amount if they win—is definitely the right thing to do here.

I agree, actually. That salary money was earmarked to be donated to a children's cancer hospital but since the Lakers couldn't get out of the contract, Nash took it all instead and spent it on Gucci loafers. True story.

why does it seem that the first comment on every story is a slightly scolding, poorly thought out hot taek? Is that part of the algorithm?

I've heard that sentiment from a lot of Lakers 'fans' about this. Pretty hardcore groupthink going on here. How is it his fault that the team is run by morons?

This from a Lakers fan: you try walking away from all that money.

Right, because I'm sure if you were un a similar situation you'd retire to save the billionaire team owners a few million bucks. Shut the fuck up, douchebag.

If you were one of the best in your field, and were offered a ton of money to do less work, in a different city, would you take it? He did. I would. Good for him. Get that money.

Gee, not like anyone else is currently doing that to the Lakers...