"What a Chatty Cathy"
BREAKING NEWS:
Bobby Petrino just left Louisville to take the head coaching gig with the Cleveland Browns.
VH1 Bess Week Ever: 1/12/14-1/18/14
That is one big yarmluke.
♫ Every Rose has its persistent, debilitating thorn
Just like every night sees its... ah fuck it just kill yourselves Chicago ♫
For those asking (or about to) "why not 3 points?," here is the rule:
a nice clean joke for my morning.
R-A-T-S, rats, rats, rats!
Pictured: What Sarah Palin Thinks Her Orgasms Look Like
"I didn't come to college to be 'Vodka Samm.'"