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I just wish that downcast could fetch things in the background on a schedule. I.E. update all podcasts when I plug into power. It's one feature of Android that I really wish that iOS would allow, apps to be able to watch triggers and run processing in the background.

Just a Bastardo in a basket.

Via r/nba, come on man. If you're gonna repost a pic of some dude's friend then at least attribute it.

Guessing he learned that lesson from this? Are the keywords here "pre-copulation agreement?

[Randy Johnson steps onto field]

"MOTHER OF HIS CHLIDREN"

It's 13%. I mean, it's a little low but it's not like she was completely stiffed. I thought he was going to leave something like a dollar or tell her to keep the change. I've heard worse stories.

10$ on a 76$ tab?

Any chance he's getting paid under the table in Russia?

It is a tattoo.

So not only is Hernandez a murderer, even worse, he's a snitch.

It shoulda been you, Angel Hernandez.

whoooshhh

those officers obviously haven't heard of a little thing called the 2nd amendment.