Just because ‘the government says so’ does not mean it is in the best interest for the people.

“What do you mean, ‘freedom of speech doesn’t free me from consequences’?”

-Post a hot take you know will piss people off to “own the libs”

1 bad Apple Diner ruins the bunch of moron's lungs.

Given these two proposed business plans:

Now we’ve gotten to the core of the problem.

“We will not have vulgar posts, threats, or lies about us on our page attempting to ‘Cancel’ us.”

My dog exists primarily on pet food, but I’ll be damned if he doesn’t show up every time I’m pulling apart a cooked chicken for soup. He gets plenty of chicken, beef and pork as treats. I dont feed him any raw meat outside the freeze dried stuff they say is raw in his dog food.

This fucking sucks. I went to high school with Grant, and he was one of those people who literally never said or did a single thing that wasn’t kind or thoughtful. When he made it big, doing the weirdly brilliant stuff he loved, I was happy, because it meant the world was working the way it was supposed to: greatly…

Some of my favorite Grant moments were when he willingly faced a couple of his phobias for the purposes of the show: one episode where he was in a body of water and freaked out about fish touching him, and another where he had spiders dumped on his head.

Can’t remember too many celebrity passings that make me audibly say “NO” when I hear about it, but this one definitely cleared that bar by a mile. So many wonderful memories watching the build team with my dad after school just about every day... thanks, and rest easy.

2020 just needs to stop. For like five seconds. 

This is a real kick in the teeth. I loved all of the Build Team (and had a major crush on Kari), but I particularly enjoyed Grant’s enthusiasm and inventiveness. What a sad, far too young loss.

I remember when he was hypnotised and given the suggestion to play the tuba or something when one of the other team members said a key word. When the word came up, he just had a confused expression on his face and then burst out laughing, thus proving that you can suggest something to someone under hypnosis but can’t…

This fucking year I swear.  You can't catch your breath without something horrible happening.  He was one of my favorite Mythbusters along with Jamie and Kari.  I'll always fondly remember him beating a polygraph test and having this hilarious but still relatable victory breakdown.  Poor guy, rest in peace.

Pour a little out for Geoff Peterson tonight. One of the times I got to see a taping of Craig Ferguson’s show, Geoff had just been installed. At one point during a bit with Craig, Geoff turned to the audience and said, ‘There is no chicken.’

“ethnic intimidation” = “being non-white around someone who is terrified of everyone who is not white”. It’s like an agoraphobe trying to sue the outdoors for being there.

Exactly. It’s a Tahoe with a nicer interior for 50% less money that drives like a sedan, which is exactly what people want.

The Ferrari sales model is to bully its customers into hyping the brand and by selling hats to the people buying the hype.

The Telluride is awesome. It is a handsomely solid design without any weird aggressively crease-y gimmicks seen on almost every other design these days. Kia has shown it can be done - why is it so hard for all other automakers?