I wonder which one of them has the rich parents.

I have many thoughts, but my first is, WHY would anyone WANT TO EAT CHOCOLATE-COVERED MUSHROOMS OR MUSHROOM CINNAMON ROLLS? If that sounds good to you, I don’t know how to help you.

Holmgren has turned her naturalistic and extremely picturesque lifestyle into a career as an Instagram “influencer”

I don’t want to seem harsh, but if you’re poisoned by mushrooms after taking foraging advice from an instagram influencer, maybe that’s just nature’s way of thinning the herd.

“I’m an Instagram Influencer and my husband is a chalk artist. Our budget is $1.5 million” - This week on House Hunters. 

His most accurate throw as a pro was his girlfriend into the back seat of his car...

If I remember the old song correctly, Alouettes are known for getting plucked.

If Johnny keeps sucking like this he’s going to be sent back down to the Browns.

he looks like he walked into a fart

Applebees food is fine and their booze is cheap. It’s not great, it’s just fine.

My friends and I were going to go to Applebees yesterday because I wanted to get blasted on $1 Strawberry Margs and one of my friends was SO OPPOSED to Applebees she said she’d buy me a full price drink at Chilis. So we went there instead.

Yep, reel in people for cheapo $1 drinks, sell an appetizer or entree.

I think the secret is cheap booze. All of their competitors are charging $5+ for anything alcoholic, while Applebees is rotating $1 drink specials.

It took me five extra minutes of Photoshopping but dammit I believe our readers appreciate the effort

“If you can’t pronounce a menu item, it’s not making its way to Applebee’s menu,” Cywkinsi said

Thank you for that 22 Guy-Fieri salute.  It definitely helped get the full scope of the endeavor.

I will say that DDD is a pretty sweet gig for a TV host... travel the country visiting the best small restaurants, sampling their best dishes (as opposed to Adam Richman gorging himself on them), putting those independently owned businesses in the spotlight thus driving up business, and he looks like he’s having a fun…

Send Univision the bill to send chicken strip reviewer on a vacation... on top of the Wagyu, that would be hilarious.