Can we please Nat do this anymore?

Way to Turner phrase.

He didn’t even trea to run it out.

In Bill Simmons favor-

I’m just glad that he’ll get the chance to keep obsessively wanking over the things he liked in the 80's well into his 80's. 

“Will you take a check?” - Lenny Dykstra 

The Andre the Giant documentary was fantastic. The 30 for 30s he produced have, for the most part, been great. I do not like complimenting Bill Simmons or seeing him happy, but the only good things he’s created in this world are sports documentaries; and I’m fully aware that he has children.

If it’s good and it’s on HBO, it will stand out.

Millionaires should pay for their own fucking sports documentaries.

Oh man, this is great, great news. I’m a huge fan of Joe Bob. My love of schlocky b-movies and horror movies started with MonsterVision. I’ve only caught a few clips of his Shudder show, but it seems every bit as good as it was back in the 90s.

We don’t, it’s safe to say, think of Bowie, shoddy guitar in hand, playing an empty coffee shop or recording in his garage.

Joe Bob breaking down the Demons movie series was a piece of art.

Sadly, I never dealt with him directly, but I was involved in a religious satire magazine called The Wittenburg Door (aka The Door) at a time when it was being published by a not-for-profit foundation that Joe Bob was involved with. This was about the time that Joe Bob, under his real name John Bloom, was doing the…

Svengoolie’s on MeTV, MST3000's been rebooted, and now MonsterVision is coming back. Maybe this isn’t quite the darkest timeline possible after all.

Because there are actual people who believe super stupid things.

Your article is having an effect on the petition.  There is a list of people that have signed the petition recently by the signature total.  When I clicked the link to look at the petition, one of the first things things that popped up said “Boaty McBoatface signed the petition 3 minutes ago”.  So thank you for doing…

It’s so painfully obvious that this is a joke, how are you at all unsure of that? The fact that there are people who aren’t sure if this is a joke is much more unsettling than this obvious joke petition.

“Skeletons can’t poop”

Mmmm bone broth. How many bay leaves do you think the Egyptians put in?

I cannot believe that people are this dumb. Even if it’s a joke, I just can’t believe anyone would put it out there.