So American Apparel is entering its "at least Mussolini made the trains run on time" phase?

zomg Atlanta how do you guys ever get anywhere???

Apparently, all of the servers in these stories have met my mother.

cereal is way, way better when the milk is almond milk

SOMEBODY IS STILL TRYING TO MANIPULATE ME

We all know this is Tom Cruise, right?

So, here's what the truth is for me. This isn't really 4Chan's fault. But we, and 4Chan, have to face the fact that when this man murdered this woman and took pictures of her nude and strangulated body, the very first thing he though of was 4Chan and his thought process lead him to believe that his "friends" on…

She has been chronically late and excuse-making for YEARS. It's why she shut her message board down a couple years back — too many excuses, too many late scopes, and her rabid fan base went nuts. I'm sure some people will think me an asshole for saying this, but I find her to be a hypochondriac and a professional…

Bingo. A lot of people are dismissing this as silly because they think astrology is silly. (And I agree it is a little silly!) But the real heart of the matter is that she collected money for a service she is not providing, and she won't show her fans/clients the respect of at least being honest about that.

Astrology doesn't predict illnesses! She's not a psychic.

I don't think it's totally fair to blame her fans for being angry. Whether or not you believe in astrology, this story glosses over a few things: For starters, the 'scopes are not "free" — some of it is free, but some people have a subscription that runs something like $5/month. And that stuff is also late…

Here's the thing. She's offering a paid service to a number of her readers and her newly-launched app is subscription-based. She fails to post the horoscopes on the first of the month, which is fine, but then there is no word from her or any of her staff for days if not weeks afterwards, leaving all her followers…

I'm in the middle of this company tech thing, but I want to say this: this is exactly the right thing to do when people aren't paying proper attention to a real problem; it's not something I completely ignored but I obviously didn't give it proper attention, and I'm sorry about that; give me about 24-48 hours to…

Bath police is what my uncle used to call it :(

said "Yo, what's up now, [racial slur]?" and fired at least five shots.

When I go and visit Oprah she can get on the intercom and say, "Negroes in the house," all she wants to. Barbara lost a major opportunity playing disgruntled step-mother-in-law.

Could these have been test shots (for lighting/composition), before the makeup artist did their thing?

It seems like they added makeup to her with photoshop. Is this normal?

I think she looks pretty in both, but that hair looks flat out like straw in the unretouched ones.

Actually, you FUCKING PIECE OF SHIT, I hope she gets millions out of the scumbags that pull this kind of Reality porn shit on a regular basis, probably on the hoped that cocksucking dipshit faggots like you are stupid enough to actually pay for this type of shitty psuedo porn. FUCKING SHITHEAD.

That was Kim Kardashian. If you don't recognize her then I really wish I were you.