yeah, I'm sure I made the right call. my understanding of consent is that it should be crystal clear at all times, never something to split hairs or waffle over philosophical nuances.

I forgot about that show for awhile. so hilarious

well, the fatalistic tone and vapidity of celebrity culture does sort of underscore how depression in general can perpetuate itself through maladaptive mechanisms.

damn. I never thought about that particular casting until you mentioned it, but you're absolutely right.

that isn't even a punchline. even if somehow ignoring the blatant undiluted racism, why is this presented in the framework of a joke?

is this like Coke that you might get served at a bar, but with more lemon slices situated directly in the drink, as opposed to just garnishing the rim?

:(

maybe it helps that I was almost sorta in one before, and it wasn't anything near as exciting or entertaining as fantasies might have it cracked up to be.

I had a potential partner situation that didn't go anywhere fizzle out before it got to that point.

wouldn't that just make him an idiot?

my experience with it was pretty terrible during the couple weeks I tried it. (note: I didn't put much effort into getting brand new, well curated photos and jazzing up my bio. I just put in some dorky text below and left it at that, so your experience may be better.)

what the fuck

I have nowhere near the requisite work ethic, so I'm gonna assume that the results aren't fully in on that one yet.

is that just a side effect of a strong dosage, or is it the sort of unaware, semi-conscious functioning that happens when you can't fall asleep while on it?

is it though? it almost sounds like they just enjoy being on top of the hedonistic totem pole, as it were. or a means of garnering attention, perhaps. /shrug

in a rather surreal turn of events, the possibility of a threesome was floated by me when I was out on an inaugural date of sorts with a new acquaintance this past weekend.

*owners of that giphy website quietly file a trademark infringement lawsuit against Horsesays*

I think the first (admittedly shitty) higher than PG rated action movie I saw was a Keanu Reeves vehicle — Chain Reaction. (Canada has a more flexible rating system than the US — nudity and moderate drug use / abuse doesn't automatically denote an R rating, as we have 14AA as an in between.)

wow. yeah, it is definitely a terrible idea to get involved in that sort of thing without having a least a few high profile fellow journalists aware of what you're doing and trying to give SOME ethical oversight to the process.

it's just gonna be a gif of (do not look this up at work) meatspin.