Did he ever even have credibility to begin with? My loose impression was the he's always been one of those talking head blowhards.

*tears cloth *

It's really not that secretive. The guy's entire persona screams all that "snowflake" nonsense so characteristic of those alt right wankers.

Getting stuck in the pod before it opens. Totally ruins the theatrical vibe

This isn't even remotely surprising, though… :/

Yeah, I just threw out a tirade. No time like the present to burn that fucker down and let the scorched earth do the talking :3 gotta keep myself busy while I wait, or I'll go stir crazy

And how!

confused as to why sour cream wasn't the frontrunner for this joke

I completely missed that one too, so you're not alone in that regard!

Apparently this is the place to grouse about my shambles of a love life, so here goes!

That's fucking awesome. Thanks for passing that along! I needed a good laugh, and dryly caustic wit is just the ticket.

Hey now, every life is precious!

When does that column typically drop? I want to grouse about my lovelorn ineptitude, as it's fairly fresh. Realistically though, I likely dodged a bullet for both parties there…

It's tough to break long set habits, but I'm doing my damndest to replace them with better ones. Just trying to be kind to myself for my myriad shortcomings and accept / work with my foibles more, within reason.

sometimes I really lean into it and put on some slower, sometimes maudlin stuff. that can be a terrible idea though.

it's not QUITE as embedded into Windows as Internet Explorer… but, oh man…

Castlevania III was the only one I had as a kid, and my main exposure to the series.

that's fantastic man! always good to get a new lease on life :3 been bootstrapping myself out of a cyclical half decade plus ongoing spat of depressive type stuff, and it's weird.

jesus dude. glad you're okay! that's a crazy high heartrate… like, we're talking full blown high level athlete cardiovascular intensive training range D:

oh god those were the worsssssssssssssst