...after he was caught having a brief sexual encounter in an Italian restaurant...

I keep going through these stories, hoping to see the commenter who says it, but...

Woah. And think how much it would have made if a man had directed!

This has me wondering if I could buy Paxson’s house for $5 by being the only person to make an offer.

The Bulls may have the worst culture in the NBA, but the worst culture in all of sports can be found in the Tampa Bay Buccaneers’ locker room.

Video games aren’t my problem any more.. it’s sitting idly looking at the desktop computer, just randomly reading b.s. .. easily going on for hours. I have to mentally resolve to stop, physically turn off the monitor and promise myself not to turn it back on. :p

Thanks, Patrick. Could you please also write one about alcohol, internet porn, and another one about alcohol? Asking for a friend, of course.

1: Based on statements by Gary Bettman, $4m per team sounds like it’s nowhere near enough for the NHL to consider jersey ads.

Did you just write about a unique bat and then not post any pictures of it?

I actually think I prefer ads over that godawful piping that is all over the current jerseys.

Barry what are they leaking?

I’m not sure why this is being treated with skepticism. If he wanted Fultz...he would have taken Fultz. He didn’t, so he traded down. What’s so hard to understand?

I have an autopilot on my boat. All it does is steer straight.

The definition of autopilot isn’t something that takes full control. That would be an autonomous car. Autopilot is something that reduces driver workload, like autopilot on an aircraft.

My only problem with working out in the morning is this:

The rare case of snitches who don’t get stitches

gay meant happy in medieval times.

Becoming? It is already woke not to say woke.

“Woke” is becoming an annoying buzzword IMO, but this is woke AF.

Did he specify Inglewood, CA? There’s an Inglewood, Washington, located just outside Seattle.