not particularly a wise one to say to someone who probably isnt and can kick you off a plane over a cake that you can buy when you get to your destination.

also, people need to quit being food pussies

Given that you can fly with a live fucking lobster, it’s amazing they got so much shit about a cake.

Sushi with fried bits in it is more Murica’ than a Camaro IROC with a 2 liter of Mountain Dew and a greasy mullet.

Great post, Karen! Don’t forget, you’re also cooler than your son.

Aldridge looks like Greg Oden’s little brother

Everything makes sense now.

He was distraught after seeing photos of Adriana Lima out on the town with Patriots wide receiver Julian Edelman.

If only they had an MVP award solely for the finals....

Through the flappers are sadists. You know there’s metal teeth right outside the flap right??? Safe the shafts.

Through the flappers are sadists. You know there’s metal teeth right outside the flap right??? Safe the shafts.

I’m not making excuses, but you could probably say the same for half the guys on every team. It’s a physical game and a long season. The playoffs are intense, more physical, and you play as long as you need to to get a winner - no 5 minute overtimes where half the team never even sees the ice.

It was amazing you could even play high school sports with that combination of narcolepsy and Crohn’s.

“Fuck You, Oubre” is actually pretty tame compared to what Boston fans usually yell at black guys.

“It is hard to play and win two, seven game series.”

• This playoff grind is after 82 regular season games, and for talented teams like the Caps, it’s also after inevitably shorter offseasons for your key players due to international commitments they make. So yeah... your best guys play 100 games since September, sometimes the truth of the matter is you will just be…

I don’t know about your ability to love, but I can promise you that the Caps never loved you, my friend. You’ve been Capfished.

Man, the Penguins are gonna be flat-out unfair next season. Just imagine a power play that features Crosby, Malkin, Kessel, Letang, and Ovechkin. Good luck, rest of NHL!

Those Pens are bad hombres.

I thought he was a waste of a first round pick.