Rumor has it the cheerleaders were also part of a pyramid scheme.

“Checking every single box” is gaming the scoring system? Hmmmm.

Based on your initial comment and responses, you seem like a rational and well thought out individual. You sir get a gold star.

So most of this stuff is pretty horrific and should be changed, but some of it also seems reasonable like the lack of access to training and clubs. Death row inmates aren’t there to be rehabilitated. They are there to wait until they die. Training someone for the outside world seems kind of cruel as well given they…

George W. Bush: Grow the fuck up and show some adultery.

According to that reporter, the winner of MLS World Cup wins this trophy

From a legalistic point of view, this is a logical position (though one I think we ought to abandon), but I hear conservative rhetoric about local/small government justified more often with a parochial appeal to the idea that “we know how to do best for ourselves” (even though there’s a whole region of the country…

I admit in HS yes I hazed. I never invoked anyone’s ass or anything like that. We slapped the haz(y) on the chest through the day. Made them get a stupid haircut. Maybe tape them for a few hours on a goal. This next level shit is disgusting.

Cristiano’s son approves.

The internet works fast:

“If the fans would like us to stay there, we’d love to be there for that and possibly talk to them about extending it for maybe 2019 as well, and try to bring a championship back to Oakland.”

My wife uses it rather effectively.

Canthurtazone

The greatest scene in cinematic history.

I feel like this should have been part of the Very Short Debate series.

I was being absurd, not serious. My point was at least you guys don’t have to come up with ways to diplomatically tell someone you aren’t in the market for pizza slice-patterned leggings.

Headphones don’t block out the kid behind you kicking your seat.

Well, technically, the Grand Tetons are the tits.

-No one goes to North Dakota, but NO ONE visits Alaska.