I don’t criticize if the main issue is that I would do it differently. It’s fine to do things differently as long as they get done

“Their six-year-old daughter, Sylvie”

Drew just buy a damn $35 Victorinox chef’s knife instead of that death trap from Ikea where you’ll lose a finger if you don’t run it through the sharpener every time you use it. Speaking from experience.

If you don’t keep your phone on the nightstand next to the bed, how do you get up in the morning with an alarm? Use an alarm clock? Do they still make those things?

*extreme whisper voice* a steak knife will cut bread.

You know what’s worse than wishing your small child a happy birthday on Facebook? Creating social media accounts for your newborn.

I still miss Grantland. It was a good thing.



One day a font will be invented with smoke coming from it, to indicate the hotness of the takeness.

ETA

He ran right out of the back of the interview room.

David Foster Wallace’s Infinite Jets

Hold out for a better deal. They should pay you much more than $39 to see 11 April White Sox games.

Pictured...not actual pollution but water vapor.

Several times? Numerous times? Give us a number!

“You better have dates and times of the juicing.”

“How many students said I exposed myself?” said Sharkey.

Hipster capitalists are almost adorable. 30 years from now, every company is going to make press releases like “Yo, we aren’t really doing healthcare coverage right now, but we treated all our employees to a mandatory ayahuasca retreat with Shaman Randall, so....”

If you think that was a bizarre way to lose something at the Super Bowl, boy do the Falcons have a story for you.

“Sachs points to the profound racial and ethnic segregation of our society”

Credentialed! Well, that clears Deadspin.

That could turn out to be the greatest twitter account ever. Think of the possibilities!

Thank God the FBI was able to solve this crime.