Tangent: Aren’t boomers the parents of the millennials? I am assuming they made the financial decision to create and purchase participation trophies.

I bet The Slippery Slope would make a pretty good name for a winter game themed gay bar.

*Looks at US history*

We will not fuck it up.

No, they won’t. Has anyone from the Bush administration been held responsible for the lies they told that led us into the Iraq War? That was worse than anything Trump has managed to do (yet) and not one person was prosecuted or held responsible in any way shape or form. Thousands of Americans died and millions of…

He’s ungreyed because he’s provocative. He gets the people going.

Clear physical signs of chronic and severe alcoholism (blotched skin, bulbous tip of his nose, yellowed sclera), the “I was rejected from the military” faux military crucut, and a smirk that just says “I think I’m better than you, because I’m a cop.”

Honestly the fact that there’s not a stand-alone story really seals the deal that GMG is mostly just full of Cool Kids fighting over who can be the biggest THE DEMS ARE JUST AS BAD BURN IT ALL DOWN nihilist. Which is totes fine for them because when you’re a white gurl transplanted to NYC from Ohio State I guess it’s…

Oddie Shoupe looks just like I imagined he would:

Girl scouts park in front of all the local grocery stores around here. Usually without any girls in sight. Not to mention the cubicle sales without any girls present. Just give her her dues. She actually did something rather than the super moms that usually do it for the kid.

“Oh god! There’s a cat in that burning building!....... Ah! I know what to do!” *Throws another cat into burning building* “Now they won’t be alone.”

Tax cuts, no regulation soaring Stock Market... so much winning.

Its obviously Hillary’s fault.

I mean . . . yes, Steele had bias against Trump . . . BECAUSE HIS SOURCES WERE TELLING HIM THAT TRUMP WAS CONSPIRING WITH THE RUSSIANS TO SUBVERT DEMOCRACY!

i think they just really like having the distraction in chief

Because half their slimy asses are complicit in it.

The republicans got their awful tax law and pleased their billionaire overlords, so I don’t get why they’re still carrying water for trump to the point where nothing else matters. It’s not surprising they’re putting party over country but to what end?

NUNES presents: Finding Memo