Americans have a theme park exhibit of animatronic presidents?

You gotta admit, though, they nailed his fucking awful suits. Boxy jackets, shapeless pants hiked up over his gut, and that fucking tie four inches past his belt.

God has abandoned all forms of subtlety.

I can think of times in my life when my gut failed to pick up on danger, but I cannot think of any time when it warned me and I was wrong.

Comes out the the drain in the drinking fountain.

It’s not my style to use Danish buzzwords to add a layer of pretension to my life. But there’s a reason why people are constantly trying to shape their lives to mimic those of our friends in northern Europe:

So which vacant federal court seat is this woman up for?

As usual, black women go hard in the paint.

They’ve been advertising on K-ABRT for two trimesters now

Ok you fuckers, I’m gonna rant on you all. You make fun of the state I live in constantly. And even now you whine about the margin. Do you shitheads know how hard it is to take this state away from the rednecks? From the rural crazies?

They’re planning a new Abortionplex in Birmingham.

Ha ha ha this guy knows what is going to happen. Abortion is going to happen

Oh, so you heard my speech to the TV as well? We can co-author our paper.

I find your research intriguing and wish to subscribe to your newsletter.

Oh great now its going to be nothing but abortion after abortion. Thinking of buying a new car? Aborted. I was going to get a raise last week but what do you know? Aborted. Abortion on-demand. Abortion on TiVo. Mail-order abortion. Abortion in our streets. Abortion in our churches. Pay-per-viewbortion. Fake abortions.…

YOUR STUPID FUCKING HORSIE DIDN’T HELP YOU, MOORE!

Donald Trump threw the full weight of the White House behind Moore.

Came here to post this. I’ve never been happier to see Ron Paul’s dumb face.

I hate to resort to capitals, but a quick note to Bannon, McConnell, Trump and the rest: