I’m actually less worried about guns than bats, pepper spray, etc. People who protest with guns seem to understand the consequences of their actions. People who protest with bats/sticks/bike locks seem to think this is a Stanley Kubrick film.

They beat up a guy who works in special education? Christ Almighty....Then again, as I recall, Nazis weren’t big fans of special needs kids back in the day either, so this is pretty on message for them.

I used to be against doxxing. Now I am starting to come around. See a Nazi, dox a Nazi.

Thank god Mr. Harris has good friends who stepped up to help him. I wish for him to have a speedy recovery and I’m glad the photographer is helping his mother identify the thugs who did this.

But Yesha you don’t understand, as a White British man not even in the US only I have the true account and explanation of what went down yesterday and I have to let you all know what went down and how that affects Black America.

+1 it’s funny cuz it’s true

Also, where the hell is Attorney General Jeff Sessions?

He didn’t, though. He regrets the language used, which means the underlying sentiment was sincere. Fuck that guy.

Aaron did beat Shaq in basketball so anything is possible.

Your little sister knows what’s up. My first crush was Robin Hood. The fox from the Disney movie.

I totally had a crush on JT, too, but remember his hair? It looked like someone glued ramen noodles to the top of his head.

My little sister’s first crushes were Donatello and Darkwing Duck, so yeah.

Hafa adai! My grandfather was 100% Chamorro as well, and I still have a shitton of relatives in Guam. He served on the USS San Francisco at Pearl Harbor. If anything happens to my family or this beautiful island, I will never forgive any American that voted for Trump. I’ve been explaining to dumbasses ALL GODDAMNED…

Hey, don’t shoot the messenger.

Are you suggesting we invade Idaho for their strategic potato reserves?

All currencies are a construct of human perception. The value of gold, paper money, this lint I have in my pocket, it’s all relative in value to what we can (for the most part) agree on. Bitcoin is no different. Its more abstract and newer therefore harder to establish consistency and uniformily agreed upon value… I…

Also impressive: that the apology was actually worse than the original statement (which was bad enough).

The original messages seem less horrifying if you hear the horn section and imagine Chevy Chase mugging to the camera. Wait no, they’re even more horrifying now.

They sound like lyrics to a really fucked up version of “You Can Call Me Al.”